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r <br /> But when it's dry,I'll be right there." <br /> A short while later,through the wood, <br /> Came striding brave Miss Riding Hood. <br /> The Wolf stood there,his eyes ablaze, <br /> And yellowish,like mayonnaise. <br /> His teeth were sharp,his gums were raw, <br /> And spit was dripping from his jaw. <br /> Once more the maiden's eyelid flickers. <br /> She draws the pistol from her knickers. <br /> Once more she hits the vital spot, <br /> And kills him with a single shot. <br /> Pig,peeping through the window,stood <br /> And yelled,"Well done,Miss Riding Hood!" <br /> Ah,Piglet,you must never trust <br /> Young ladies from the upper crust. <br /> For now,Miss Riding Hood,one notes, <br /> Not only has two wolfskin coats, <br /> But when she goes from place to place, <br /> She has a PIGSKIN TRAVELING CASE. <br /> Straighten Up and Fly Right <br /> as sung by Nat King Cole <br /> A buzzard took monkey for a ride in the air <br /> The monkey thought that everything was on the square <br /> The buzzard tried to throw the monkey off his back <br /> But the monkey grabbed his neck and said--Now listen,Jack <br /> Straighten up and fly right <br /> Straighten up and fly right <br /> Straighten up and fly right <br /> Cool down,papa,don't you blow your top. <br /> Ain't no use in divin' <br /> What's the use in jivin' <br /> Straighten up and fly right <br /> Cool down,papa,don't you blow your top. <br /> The buzzard told the monkey"You're chokin'me <br /> Release your hold and I'll set you free <br /> The monkey looked the buzzard right dead in the eye and said <br /> Your story's so touching but it sounds just like a lie <br /> Straighten up and fly right <br /> Straighten up and stay right <br /> Straighten up and fly right <br /> Cool down,papa,don't you blow your top. <br /> (instrumental interlude) <br /> Straighten up and fly right <br /> Straighten up and stay right <br /> Straighten up and fly right <br /> Cool down,papa,don't you blow your top. <br />